Everyone Likes a Good Stuffed Pepper! or Women of Exceptional Health and Beauty

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Well, I think my obsession lust respect for the skills of Wentworth Miller has been addressed ad nauseum. It's time for a little sumptin' sumptin' for the lovers of lady bits! (H/T, SFL!)

Many appreciate Women of Exceptional Health and Beauty (heya, Chainsaw!), so we're not going to go all ani here. Let's get to the pictures, shall we?

First we have The True Queen of England. (Most links NSFW.) Dame Mirren (thanks, Bloggie) is a Woman of Exceptional Health and Beauty with incredible poise and self-assurance. I mean, damn! The woman is what, sixty something, and she proves that age is just a fucking number. That makes me have hope for my future.

Another kickass Woman of Exceptional Health and Beauty is Kathy Bates. I'm sorry, but if you went "ewww" when you saw her nude scene in About Schmidt, there is no hope for you. None. If Jack Nicholson can gallivant around showing his attributes while continuing to cover for fucking Roman Polanski, then Kathy not only has a right but a duty to show what a Woman of Exceptional Health and Beauty has to offer. Kathy, you are my idol! And thanks for writing, directing and appearing in Six Feet Under with other Women of Exceptional Health and Beauty.

Which leads us to pre-Hollywood-pressure-to-stop-eating Lauren Ambrose (heya, Chainsaw! Ginger!). Sure, she played a teen in The Best Series Ever, but she was legal at the time, so, don't feel pervy. We all wanted to be Claire: to have the freedom to rant at strangers and to drive a neon-green hearse to school. We wanted to throw brilliant tantrums about pantyhose and temping, and we all wanted to follow our dreams. Claire lives in all of us, and only Lauren Ambrose could have brought that character to scintillating life. I'm just so sad I can't find her green-sequined dress dance routine! Ugh.

The Supreme Goddess of Exceptional Health and Beauty is Chaka Khan. Chakra Khan™ will open your third eye and tell you something good. She'll set your stuff on fire, but no worries! She feels for you, and yes she loves you. We all want to rock her hard or yearn to be rocked Chaka-Style. Life is too short to live any other way. She makes you want to celebrate Rare Earth like, so let's put on our faux fur bras, tube tops and kneel at The Altar of Chaka. She is a sweet thing.

So, yeah. We're all beautiful!






Important Edit: Try substituting Garam Masala for basil and fresh mozzarella for smoked moz. It's a party in your mouth!