Good Chakra Khan™! What the hell is that? Well, that's cold penne, sweet Italian sausage, baby spinach, sun-dried tomatoes and some old other shit in a plastic container. Let's see if it looks better plated...
Nope. Not really. How did it taste? Wellllll, it was pretty good but a little on the salty side. I'm thinking I should have rinsed off the sun-dried tomatoes and shelled out the extra cash for some fresh Parmesan instead of this crap from BJ's. (Get your mind outta the gutter - BJ's is our Costco or Sam's club here in Bum Fuck, PA.) Problem is BJ's sells megasizes of this, er, cheese thing, so we'll use the "cheese" as a fail safe for The Prison Break Buttermilk Cornbread in case of zombie attack. Speaking of zombies, log onto the Stinque Zombie Bible, pick a passage and start translating. If you need a good jumping off point, read Job. The Job chapter is a winner. Speaking of fail safes, how's that BP oil spill going? Still killing us harshly? Yes indeedy.
We ate it all; we wanted more, so I guess this was a success.
Can I take up a collection to buy you some white plates?
ReplyDeleteOuch, Roland!
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